Thursday, March 6, 2008

Babble Fish

OK, I'm going to do my best to keep a consistent schedule here; I read somewhere recently that it's the best way to "market myself." Lovely. So, how about Thursdays and Sundays?

Right. Like I'll be able to keep a schedule. Anyway...Perhaps I'll simply hire a new publicist to handle the "marketing of myself," huh?

Today's thoughts and tidbits:

➢ My Bee Balms audiobook is done but not yet packaged properly. Bummer. I'm anxious to get it into your hands.

➢ A woman at my neighborhood natural foods store (yes, I literally have a neighborhood natural foods store) has been busting on me all week—in typical Baby Bummer condescending manner—for the amount of apples I eat per day. (Like four or five.) You see, I stop there each day on my way home from the dog park; I like my food fresh, so I choose to shop each day. Yet, each time I step into my friendly natural foods co-op, it's almost like I have a salvage lot-magnet attached to my ass and Baby Bummer Beast has a gut full of cast iron. After she inevitably hunts me down, she blasts me for buying so many apples, thinking that her root canal-like sarcasm is funny day after day. (I know, good business, huh?) The irony? At five three, she weighs no less than a couple bucks and looks to be in desperate need of some fiber herself. Damn troll...

➢ A little bummed to hear that Venezuela and Colombia may well end up warring soon. Just what the world needs: another "skirmish" to glorify. Coffee and cocaine, man. That's all the world needs to be happy.

➢ Just found out that we’re going to be at the Printer’s Row Book Fair in Chicago—the nation’s second largest book fair after LA—June 6 & 7. We’d love to see you there.

➢ This Saturday we move our clocks forward and capture another precious hour of evening sunlight. Can’t wait!!

➢ Had my first three acupuncture sessions this past month. I think it might be the greatest thing ever invented. Wow!

➢ I was asked by the Bronte Prize committee, in preparation for their 2008 award announcement in June, to give a signed copy of Bee Balms & Burgundy to...the 2008 winner! (LOL) Now, that's a little absurd, don't ya think?

➢ I was reminded again this week why I worship women (at least Gen X, Gen Y, and 'Tweener women, that is). So, to each of you, I offer a fond "thank you for being so lovable"; you're a goddess. Now, revel in it.

Until next time...

Stay safe.



If you enjoy strong-but-feminine women, sexy love stories, hot romance stories, romantic fiction, romance novels, sensual fiction, women's fiction, sentimental fiction, great novellas, award-winning fiction, Nicholas Sparks, Nora Roberts, or Richard Paul Evans, you can read a sample of Nelson's Bronte Prize-winning novella, Bee Balms & Burgundy, right now for free HERE. (See for yourself why it beat out Nicholas Sparks, Nora Roberts, and Richard Paul Evans, among others, for the title of "North America's Best Love Story of the Year." [Bronte Prize results are HERE.])